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When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
The most disgusting food you will ever find. Do not try it.
Pannie threw up when she ate the popcorn flavored ice cream. (This actually happened!)
A female version of Arabian Goggles where the girl drops a breast on the unsuspecting guys face.
John passed out and got a Sumatran Ice Cream Cone from Suzie.
When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone
Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.
Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.
Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.
sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now
"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"