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(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.
Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.
A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.
"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"
"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."
A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
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When you shit on a niggas dick during anal
"Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"
"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"
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Its a party in your crotch, jump right in
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint
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The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"
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