beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

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Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

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Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

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meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

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curtain ruffler

one who ruffles curtains

you wonna them curtain rufflers boy?

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curtain cider

A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.

Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.

Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.

'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'

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curtain head

a musilum woman who wears a hijab in public

Cop 1: You see that curtain head over there?
Cop 2: Is that a question?
Cop 1: lmao no
Cop 2: Yeah im not trying to get blown up 2 day tho

Cop 1: k

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