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A boob that is firm and perky despite its large size
The man was pleasantly surprised by her amazing dr. perky's
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The most potent beverage known to man. A single can of Dr. Chek can quench the thirst of an entire army... of elephants! not to mention get all of them completely intoxicated. It is 800% alcohol by volume.
Bryan: Dude, i'm still wasted from last week when i drank that Dr. Chek
Spenser: It aint no bitch drink
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Literally - Too long ; Didn't read
A phrase typed in response to a blog, forum post, or other form of online media to express either that the submission of another user was either needlessly long or wordy or that the reader has a complete lack of interest in the subject matter.
Contrary to the belief held by those who experience mild to moderate butthurt due to having made submissions that either nobody cared about enough to read or were much longer than necessary for the sole purpose of condescension or self-exaltation, replying to media with "tl;dr" does not necessarily indicate substandard intelligence or an attention deficit.
This definition is a good example of a post in which replying "tl;dr" to would be appropriate.
H.Horse: "Too Long; Didn't Read" - a shining example of the sweeping Attention Deficit Disorder pandemic that seems to have embraced our society. Usually said by people who a) have never read a book, b) have no logical retort, c) want an easy laugh, or any combination of the three. Not to be confused with "TMS;DU", meaning "Too Many Syllables; Don't Understand", which is likely how some of you reading this feel about this definition.
Joe: tl;dr
H.Horse: I find it hilarious that any definition of TL;DR condeming those who use it as uneducated morons, are the ones receiving more thumbs down - just like this one probably will - even though they are the most accurate. That just further proves that people - especially kids - have a consistantly dwindling attention span, most likely indirectly proportional to the amount of media and entertainment devices we feel the need to constantly plug ourselves into.
Joe: No, I'm not a moron. I'm just indicating that you're pompous and arrogant and nobody cares about your novel. Also, you spelled "condemning" and "consistently" wrong.
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Great programme shown on BBC- currently there have been 9 doctors of Time, and there is going to be a 10th. Doctor of Time, who travels in his TARDIS with his assistant saving the world
TARDIS- Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Dr Who! Hey! Dr Who! Dr Who! Hey! The Tardis!
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1. The nickname of Kent Hovind, a famous creationist that's such an awful excuse for a sentient being that even other creationists have disowned him.
2. A synonym for an idiot.
3. I guess, if you had a dinosaur with a Ph.D. in some field, you could call him or her "Dr. Dino" without the above connotations.
1. Dr. Dino gave a speech at my church, eand explained how dinosaurs breathed fire!
What a dork!
2. I call my roommate Dr. Dino- he's always talking about moon landing hoaxes and 9/11 conspiracies.
3. Dr. Alicia Stompfoot, affectionally known as "Dr. Dino" has the distinction of being the first Utahraptor pediatrician t sent up practice in the United States.
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One of the best suicide drinks ever made,including two of the best normal drinks ever made,Dr. Pepper and Pepsi,perfected to the science-1/4 Dr. Pepper, and 3/4 Pepsi
combo of Dr. P and Pepsi,making the so called Dr. Pepsi
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The greatest damn rapper off all time.
All these rappers trying to look good, and Dr Suess is over there going, "Bitch please".
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