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Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.
Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.
C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"
*~ Dennis is the funny one, and he can and will literally go out of his way to ensure it stays that way 😻
*~ The one kid with the “flop TikTok” account and the funny FYP 🤪
*~ Barb troll fits on Roblox 💄
*~ Uses these emojis: “😻,💀,😍,🙄,💩”
*~ He won’t win you with his looks, but DEFINITELY with his personality ❤️
*~ I’m so lucky to have a Dennis in my life, he keeps me happy 💖✋😍
Person 1: AHAHAAHA DENNIS IS SO FUNNY
Person 2: How come you just figured that out.. 💀
A Dennis is a person who looks like jesus. he is a long haired vegetarian who likes to skateboard. he is extremely creative and likes to draw. Dennises usually have a shitload of allergies.
Look at that fly dude over there, he's a real Dennis!
dennia does a lot of drugs and says a lot of shit about people when hes high, he also hoes around and loved to fight people. lowkey kinda fine but has gotten ugly. tall asf too
girl 1: dennis called me a whore on facetime
girl 2: he was probably high.
Man with a huge cock who will destroy your anus with pleasure
OH no its Dennis the pussy destroyer
someone who never trains his traps or calves
"yo whos that kid with those tiny ass calves" "well does have small traps as well?" "ya" "probably dennis"