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Taking a dump with the lights off.
Why'd you turn the lights on? I was taking a dark dump.
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a phrase you tell a woman to get her to show you her breasts.
(hot girl walks into the party)
ayyyy gurl dump em'!
(girl kindly lifts up her shirt and shows her breasts)
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The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.
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term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback
They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.
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Fuck and Dump:
after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.
Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?
Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..
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The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
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The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.
Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet
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