The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.
Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.
Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
when a male convulses his genitals in an effort to purge any excess saliva remaining from his partner (who gave him a bj).
After Taylor finished her hour long blow job she gave Remy, Remy had to do the elephant wave for several minutes.
A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
When a white big booty bitch gets a man with an enormous penis to stick it in between her thighs and then they both proceeded to rip violent ass to mimic the majestic trumpeting of a herd of elephants.
We need thicker walls, I heard Alexis giving that dude a Scandinavian Elephant two rooms over.
When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.
OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"