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Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.
Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!
A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”
“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”
An amazing sister/bestfriend that you could ever ask for. Stays by your side through everything, and gives up a lot for you. The amount of time she uses for you is so long, you wonder how she could get anything done ever. She loves a lot of great people, is caring, and kind.
"Wow is that Riley England!?"
"Yup that's my bestfriend!"
"You're so lucky to have her."
When a penis gives out a double load of cum.
I gave that dude a Double Whammy.
Which one?
A New England Double Whammy.
Cumming in a British women
Guy1 - let’s go to the UK
Guy2 - let’s give a girl the England Biscuit Filling
Guy1 - Bet