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a french definition for a condom as told to me by my german french teacher
so i must believe him
damn id like to have sex with you pretty lady, but first we need an english hat as to not bring an unwanted baby into this world.
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Gramatically correct English. Plain, to the point, free of euphamisms, jargon, slang, inuendo, etc.
Everyone wants to speak the queen's english, it's just that some people can't.
There are some who deride the Queen's English as too exacting, too demanding, and accuse it of being a tool to discredit those who may have a valid point, but lack formal education, and are inarticulate, and use slang and incorrect grammar. The answer, of course, would be to give everyone a formal education, not to reject the proper pronounciation of words.
Dude, you have an education, you can pronounce "ignorant" correctly, so do it. It's downright insulting for a middle-class intellectual like yourself to go around mimicking the voice patterns of urban blacks on principle. It doesn't matter what color you or they are, it matters that you're the one with the college education and they're the ones who can hardly put food on their tables.
I say "ignant," not "ignorant." "Ignorant" is in the Queen's Englisn, and the Queen's English is a tool of the Man to keep us down! I didn't get no education, and I don't want to be posh or nuffin!
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A hybrid of Recieved pronounciation(RP) and Southern English esp. London and surrounds. The speakers know exactly how to say the words correctly but choose not to do so,to sound more street cred. Quite often used by persons as Yuppies, or song artists Such as Lily Allen (who went to a public school) in "Smile"
So mate, vere i wos wiv me bo''l (bottle) ov wa'er givin' it some ov the owld RP when blah me dhan, the geezer were speakin Estuary English like meself duz.
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The use of the english language without any slang or improper grammer. This is excluding add-on's such as the following:
Forshizzle
Negro
Nizzy
Kizzy
Fershizzy
Bobizzy
and other 'gangster' slang or anything Snoop Dawg may say.
George: Hello sir! How are you today?
James: I am fine, how about yourself?
George: I am fine as well! Good bye friend!
James: Good bye!
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Not a problem!
Here is englinsh when its not used correctly
Shoquifa: Yo' Bitxch! Wher' yo' azz bee!?
Nalatifa: Aw hewll naw! Hewll naaaaw! I know's yous forshizzin' azz aint talkin' to me hoe!
Shoquifa: Hewll yeas I was!
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1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;
2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"
"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
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When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast
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An abomination of mis-spelt and mispronounced words backed up by half witted ill informed historical inaccuracies, go and ruin Spanish instead you big foreheaded country leaving twats
Aah wash mahself with a raag own a stiack
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