estuary english

A hybrid of Recieved pronounciation(RP) and Southern English esp. London and surrounds. The speakers know exactly how to say the words correctly but choose not to do so,to sound more street cred. Quite often used by persons as Yuppies, or song artists Such as Lily Allen (who went to a public school) in "Smile"

So mate, vere i wos wiv me bo''l (bottle) ov wa'er givin' it some ov the owld RP when blah me dhan, the geezer were speakin Estuary English like meself duz.

Correct English

The use of the english language without any slang or improper grammer. This is excluding add-on's such as the following:
Forshizzle
Negro
Nizzy
Kizzy
Fershizzy
Bobizzy
and other 'gangster' slang or anything Snoop Dawg may say.

George: Hello sir! How are you today?
James: I am fine, how about yourself?
George: I am fine as well! Good bye friend!
James: Good bye!
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Not a problem!

Here is englinsh when its not used correctly

Shoquifa: Yo' Bitxch! Wher' yo' azz bee!?
Nalatifa: Aw hewll naw! Hewll naaaaw! I know's yous forshizzin' azz aint talkin' to me hoe!
Shoquifa: Hewll yeas I was!

English Muffin

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."

English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

American English

An abomination of mis-spelt and mispronounced words backed up by half witted ill informed historical inaccuracies, go and ruin Spanish instead you big foreheaded country leaving twats

Aah wash mahself with a raag own a stiack

Putting English On

The actual definition is a bit vague, and globally applicable. Although the pool usage may mean backspin, it actually can mean anything. It is comparable to the phrases "elbow grease" or "heat" from baseball, in the fact that it is a metaphor for a non-existent amplifier.

I had to put some english on my handgun to get it to fire.

I put some english on my car to get it the last mile.

I put some english on that punch, it knocked him cold.

English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.

Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!