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Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.
"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.
Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.
A horrible smelling fart usually present after eating unhealthy food such as pizza which acts as an indication that you need to shit soon.
Guy: Yo, tryna play another round?
Pizza Fart Guy: Idk man, I’ve got pizza farts.
Guy: Shit, go to the toilet or something then!