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Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.
Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.
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An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
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The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.
"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"
"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"
When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
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Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.
Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.
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A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"