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When someone uses a large quantity of something, in a short space of time.
No wonder Paul has syphilis he bangs hookers like it's going out of fashion
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Dan had some good old fashioned rape.
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When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
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CHOI HYUNSUK of TREASURE.
Ladies and gentlemen, the 4th generation fashion icon, CHOI HYUNSUK.
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A Burner who gets stuck in the netherworld of back-to-Default World-purgatory at the end of Burning Man. They return to regular society half-Burner, half Human. They are compelled to explain their journey to you and you will be lucky if they chose do this only by their display of dusty clothes/car/goggles.
Sister: James, it's inappropriate to wear that pink furry hat to church, you're getting playa dust on the hymnal!
James: I only answer to King FreeDustyLove. 237 days 'til The Man burns!
Sister: Sigh, at least button your leopard vest, your nipples are showing.
Man in pew behind to friend: Really? with the clip-on rainbow dreads? What's with all the Burners Without Fashion Borders!?!
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When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.
When you get so upset you pull your wired controller out if your console
Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."