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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
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The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."
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Faux-wheel drive, FWD, or F×4 ("faux by four") is a four-wheeled vehicle with a body shape that looks like it SHOULD be a Four Wheel Drive... However, it is simply a big, bulky vehicle that inevitably completely devoid of any power and is likely to get bogged at the drop of a hat.
Example 1: Toyota HiLux
Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'
Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'
Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'
Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'
Girl 1: 'Oh'
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What happens when you get in what you think is the shortest line at the grocery store, but it turns out to take the longest, usually because the person ahead of you needs a price check, or wants to chat to the cashier.
You: "I think this line is going to take the least time"
Your shopping buddy: "No, man, this one is shorter"
ten minutes later:
You: "Dude, we have been faux queued."
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Pronounced FOE-MO. Cheap contemporary artwork that imitates the style of Claude Monet. A painting style that mimics the great Impressionists and relies heavily on idyllic sun-drenched cottages esp. the works of Thomas Kinkade.
I hate the decor at my dentist's office. Strictly faux-mo.
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When you have multiple chat/IM/messenger windows open with different people simultaneously and you inadvertently type and send an insulting/offensive/insensitive comment in the wrong chat window, specifically the one with the person referred to.
Mike
(4:45p) Dude, what's up?
Me_Gaxxy
(4:45p) Hang on, on another chat...
16:45 <Dave> Hey, how's it going?
16:46 <me_gaxxy> Ugh, freakin' stupid Dave trying to chat me...
16:46 <Dave> WTF???
16:47 <me> Whoops, chat faux pas..
A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.