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When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.
We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.
Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.
It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
Is another name for a male appendage
Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks
Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me
When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*
Dan: This shit bumps.