A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.
Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
Verb: When someone had to many drinks and she wants you to put it in anyways.
Last night he gave me the floppy fry. It was so bad!
Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.
when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.