food labor

An action of relief after acquiring a food baby. This action can be done in the bathroom, port-o-potty, the wilderness, deborah's desk, etc...

I ate a 16oz steak from Smalley's Roundup Steakhouse, I've had a food baby for the past hour, now I shall enter the bathroom and go into food labor.

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food twins

Term used to express the gluttonous over-consumption of food wherein the level of consumption is sufficiently morbid to eclipse the quantity of a regular food baby.
*Fraternal food twins - eating two large but distinct meals in quick succession, resulting in two food babies

"Oh man, i ate soooo much. Forget a food baby, I think i'm carrying food twins!"

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Food Trauma

When you eat a certain type of food, but you have an unpleasant experience, such as finding a bug in your food or eating spoiled food.

Roger: This one time, I started eating egg and cottage cheese when I noticed something was wrong with the cheese... I looked at the expiring date and found out it expired a week ago... It happened like 5 months ago and I haven't ate any cottage cheese since then!

Bill: That's a pretty bad Food Trauma!

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food bottom

To hit rock bottom, as in addiction, through a meal.

Thank goodness Jack in the Box is open 24 hours--I need to hit a food bottom.

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Dog Food

n. Self- pity of single people triggered by public displays of affection online or offline. These single people comedically refer to themselves as “Single dogs”.

The way this couple began flirting with each other and ignoring me made me feel as if I was being force fed dog food. Don’t they realize I’m a single dog!?

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Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.

Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.

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food baby

When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?

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