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Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.

Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.

by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011


Ditch kitty

Sneads Ferry pussy.Sneads Ferry local girls. Girls who respond to shaking a bottle of pills as if it's a mating call in Sneads Ferry NC

You canalways spot a ditch kitty in Sneads Ferry NC .

by Chassitywanker November 28, 2017


slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022


cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.

Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”

by spartanEMT November 14, 2018


Kitty Thug

A kitten that was found living in a rough neighborhood that has been adopted into a better life. Usually referring to a cat with darker fur.

I took that kitty thug home from the pub last night

by Streak612 November 10, 2009


Crotch Kitty

A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.

"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."

by WhiteGhettoGURL July 27, 2012


Spicy Kitty

1. A Vagina infected with gonorrhea

Maria’s spicy kitty made my pee burn for weeks!

by WowThatBurns May 23, 2019