a game that sucks life out of 9 year old human males and also sucks their parents money out of their credit cards.
9 year old: oh look i got a victory royal in fortnite
busybody else: no one cares.
Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
The game kids play when you want to waste money cause your friend said. I GOT SKULL TROOPER.
O MY EFFING GOD I GOT SKULLTROOPER IN FORTNITE!
The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.
boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"
girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"
the game that queers and sexist people play. fortnite is a game where you go around shooting people and getting cussed by raging 5 year old because they suck. nobody at school will shut up about this game and its basically a bootleg gay version of PUBG
PUBG is better.
It will give you deseases such as: cancer, hiv and aids
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A game were men sweat until their balls are dry. They always swear and get mad when they die, especially to a 3 year old.
Wanna play fortnite?
No that's a pit full of sweaty mens balls!
Dont forget the 3 year olds who can destroy them!