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It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
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The one day of the week when it's OK for a straight guy to go gay.
I freaked out when I walked in on Luke dressed as a sailor and singing along to the Jonas Brothers. But then I remembered it was Gay Friday, so I calmed down and gave him a hand job.
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The day after Thanksgiving when the holidy/christmas shopping season starts. It is called Black Friday because it is on Friday and traditionally the day that retailers finances go in the black, i.e., become profitable. In the red, on other other hand, implies that a company is operating at a loss, i.e. unprofitable.
A sharp rise in profits from holiday sales pushed the firm in the black which is typically referred to as Black Friday in the retailing world.
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An excellent lunch alternative for Fridays. Get a group of friends or co-workers and get everybody to bring in a different sandwich ingredient. Come lunch time, assemble and lay all these ingredients out. At that point, everybody will use the ingredients they want in order to make what they deem to be the perfect sandwich.
Traditionally, the host of Freestyle Friday gets to make his/her sandwich first.
As soon as the lunch bell rings, let's head over to Andy's for Freestyle Friday.
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TFI Friday - abbreviation: 'thank fuck it's Friday'
'thank fuck it's Friday' ('TFI Friday!')
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The feeling one gets on a friday night when attempting or contemplating to have a quiet weekend, often in correlation to drugs, withdrawal.
Eg.1 Fuck, the girlfriend wants me to lay off the coke this weekend... hopefully the friday blues wont get the better of me.
Eg.2 I've got 3 assignments and a mid term due next week, i best be gettin some weed cause im gonna have the friday blues bad.
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when a friday falls on the 13th of the month
is thought to be unlucky and is associated with witches, dark spirits and back cats
as many unlucky things happen on this day as any other day of the year although we believe more occur because we are looking out for every little piece of "bad luck"
"its black friday you know, thats unlucky. hope nothing bad happens"
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