When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
When u fuck a girl on her period and freeze the bloody cum on a stick and eat it like a popsicle
The frozen cherry fun and delicious
See: frozen banana A frozen cherry is a frozen banana, but preformed on a girl, hence the "cherry" part of the word.
My boyfriend is so wild! He came home with a cherry slurpee, then before we got busy he gave me a frozen cherry..It was incredible!!
When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.
Mexican: “Eat it”
Geck: “No”
Mexican: “It’s spicy”
Geck: “No it’s not”
Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”
made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:
pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw
can you throw me that frozen flinger
Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo