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A giant mix of pure crazy, that's too much crazy for even bat shit crazy to define.
Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.
A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.
Commonly done on celebrity shows
"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.
Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.
the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.
"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"
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A situation in a movie wherein the protagonist(s) are saved from a normally unsurvivable situation by covering themselves, ducking behind, wearing, or using a product that has been shamelessly plugged into the scene.
The phrase originates from Doug Walker's (of thatguywiththeglasses.com fame) Nostalgia Critic review of "Double Team"(1997) a film starring Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Mickey Rourke. Directed by Hark Tsui.
The scene that inspired the phrase originates from the film "Double Team"(1997) Wherein the main protagonists of the film are saved from a colossal explosion by ducking behind a Coke (Coca-Cola) vending machine. Hence "Frying the Coke"
Alt: "I hate when they Fry the Coke in a movie, it's just stupid."
Alt 2: "They sure Fried the Coke in that one."
Alt 3: "I wish Hollywood would stop Frying the Coke and just focus on the damn movie."
Potential alternative examples comes from the films: Evolution (2001): Wherein Head and Shoulders Shampoo saves the world from aliens
Jurassic Park (1993): Wherein one of the main protagonists uses a Unix OS to lock the door to the main control room stopping a Velociraptor from entering.
The phrase is very akin to "Nuking the Fridge" but with the addition of product placement.
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To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.
I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir-fry last night!
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