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Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019


Future champions

A group of three that sweat confidence and will get past any difficulty

“Look at those guys over there I bet they suck”
“You a skanky hoe they’re future champions mayne

by Future champ September 27, 2017


A Day in the Life of My Future Self

I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.

My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.

Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.

I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.

A Day in the Life of My Future Self

by TJ-K September 20, 2024


Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 30, 2015


battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024


battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024


our country's future

The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"

It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"

"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023