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Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024


Grant O’Brien Maneuver

When you suck your own dick by sitting near a wall and walking your legs down the wall

“Did you hear about the guy who’s dad walked in on him with his own hog in his mouth?” “Yeah he was attempting the Grant O’Brien Maneuver”

by DoctorWho11 January 27, 2024


scott grant

Looking for a phrase to describe someone with an abnormally large head and thinks it’s cool and whacky to be 4 hours late to everything? Look no further.

“Where’s Humpty Dumpty hes 4 hours late!?” , “oh he’s such a scott Grant

by Indiasfinest December 11, 2019


Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020


Grant Pankratz

Sex offender, bully, cult leader

Don’t be a Grant Pankratz.

by Penelope Cruise September 12, 2020


Oscar Grant

On New Year's Eve 2008, Grant was celebrating in San Francisco.

Grant was on his way back home when a large confrontation broke out.

Two officers detained Grant and several other passengers on the platform at the Fruitvale Station. One officer kneed Grant in the head and forced Grant to lie face down on the platform. He was shot in the back and died shortly after.

Remember his name.

Oscar Grant cried out : “You shot me ! I got a four year old daughter !”

by Soulememe November 25, 2021


William Grant

William Grant is an American actor most known for playing Jacob in Outside In (2013) and it's sequels. He also plays Raymond in the CBS show Survival Dweebs.

Born: September 2nd, 2003 (age 18 years), Ventura CA

Height: 5'10''

Girlfriend: Peyton List

Upcoming movies: Outside In 5, She's The One, William Grant: The One And Only

by ewgrosspeople08 October 9, 2021