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glass eye (gl-ass i) - verb - the act of jizzin in someones eyeball
so I was banging this chick and she was like yo give me a pearl necklace and I was like no way bitch and gave her a glass eye.
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Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
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(In RPG terms) A character in which that is strongest in the party in attack but, continuously dies due to they're low defense stat.
XxXzXGetRektFgtLOLXxXx: OFGHG!!!?! WHY DOEDS MY MAges CANT DO ANYLTHING RIGHT!@!!!
Superpwnagethomas69: Woh dude calm yo tits. didnt you check the mages stats first theyre basically glass canons
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A 1980 studio album by American singer/songwriter/pianist Billy Joel, went to number one on the album charts and has two of the 80s most memorable songs, ''You May Be Right'', and ''It's Still Rock and Roll To Me''. Critically well received because of Joel's versatility in his ability to shift from the jazz and pop themes of his previous albums to pure, new wave inspired rock and roll.
Glass Houses is now in its fifth week straight on top of the charts. Billy Joel really knows how to rock.
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a solid but invisible barrier against the advancement of women and minorities in the workplace.
The glass ceiling is still breaking.
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when someone calls your name, you look, and they have their "owl glasses" you need to lay down on the ground. "Owl glasses" are when you have your hands turned backwards and your index finger and thumb create a ring that you look out of.
sam(with owl glasses): hey drew!
drew: Wha- oh dang
sam:thats right, get on the ground
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Windshield repair buisness that plays annoying commercials on the radio
God, I want to take my AK and waste those annoying motherfuckers at Giant Glass
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