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horrible band. no talent. crappy singer. all around a horrible band. dont listen to those wannabe punks. they suck. www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
new found glory completely eats the nuts off of me
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Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.
Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!
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The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.
A hipsters glory hole is :
A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
1) Non-penetrative sex using knickers.
When the lady hasn't taken her knickers off and sex is still attempted through the knickers. It's a confusing mix of knickers, bollocks and goodness knows what else.
Some people try this as a contraceptive method.
"dude, we didn't have any condoms so we tried knicker bollock glory instead.
Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.
Norwegian Double-Glory example:
David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.
some dick who didnt watch the glee series from the start then thought that he would watch it when the rave is over and the new season starts.
dude: hey im gna watch glee tonight
dick: so am i,
dude: wait a minute, you didnt watch it from the start? who gave you authority to watch glee you glee glory supporter.
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