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Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.
“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”
When you can't leave your desk because Pandora is playing every song you've ever loved.
I really had to step out to pee but I couldn't. I was held in place with Pandora glue.
We should add it.
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1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
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When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck
Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?
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Another euphemism meaning “testicles”
Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!
Balls, testicles.
Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.