one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur
"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."
80π 30π
When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.
Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".
8π 1π
a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.
Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad
8π 1π
Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed
person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'
8π 1π
A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.
Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.
25π 7π
A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
βSorry girls, I canβt come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.β
βI canβt eat that bite of quinoa or Iβll get goat bloat!β