Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)
Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..
A goofy.a goofy goober is a person named kwantae .specifically in baltimore maryland
wowwww he’s a kwantae (aka a goofy goober)
Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.
Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"