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Someone who kisses the tip of a cock
That guy looks like such a goober kisser
An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.
A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
built by people who like to be humans,
man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"
A compliment term to basically someone who is fresh af and pulls bitches without even trying
Goddamn John, that Gucci belt made you into a real saucy goober
When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it
Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.
Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.