Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.

I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.

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Goose Latin

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)

Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)

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grey goose

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.

9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.

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loose as a goose

refering to the female vagina!! loose because of too much sexual play

u made me loose as a goose

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Goose Face

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.

Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.

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Mother Goosing

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.

Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.

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goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

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