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Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.
Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.
Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.
I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.
A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
Dr. Gordon just killed Superman… sounds about right
When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!