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A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.
Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”
A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!
Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.
Wow... I't felt like Gordon grabbed me and fucking healed my broken soul.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
she is an amazing girl, with a sexy body that can rock your world. she is the nicest person you would ever meet!
"Lexi Gordon is a sexy beast"'
The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.
"I met this awesome girl named Avery Gordon"
"Avery Gordon? She's a keeper for sure"
Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.