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Sunburnt dad. Nearly always is wearing a wife beater and shorts, but has a marching tan. Dad of Steven Universe
"Yo, you seen that Greg Universe"
"Hell yeah, he washed my car!"
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The art of mixing the CHEAPEST whiskey, off brand ORANGE soda and knock off SPRITE..
im gonna mix an Ol Greg, you want one?
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Drummer for the band Everclear
Hello, my name is greg eklund, I am the drummer for Everclear
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the complete inability to see reason even when told by every person you know when faced with the occasional change to perform the act of coitus, resulting in kids and marriage then divorce and losing your home etc
greg fucked a psycho bird , we all told him not to , now he's married to her and has a kid and now she's divorcing him to get "half" - hence *greg's syndrome*
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When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks him in the ass.
Joey and Greg were doing the dirty greg when their parents walked in to the garage.
Mom it's not what it looks like.
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Created By Strong Bad, a "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"-like character made from permanent marker and a polaroid of Strong Mad. Also known as "Ready for Primetime"
Strong Mad: Sweety cakes. SWEETY CAKES!
Strong Bad: Sweety Cakes? S-ohhhhhh, yeah I guess it DOES look like one of those "Sweet Cuppin Cakes" guys!
Eh Steve: "Eh! Greg"
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-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.
Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"
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