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The art of mixing the CHEAPEST whiskey, off brand ORANGE soda and knock off SPRITE..
im gonna mix an Ol Greg, you want one?
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Drummer for the band Everclear
Hello, my name is greg eklund, I am the drummer for Everclear
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the complete inability to see reason even when told by every person you know when faced with the occasional change to perform the act of coitus, resulting in kids and marriage then divorce and losing your home etc
greg fucked a psycho bird , we all told him not to , now he's married to her and has a kid and now she's divorcing him to get "half" - hence *greg's syndrome*
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When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks him in the ass.
Joey and Greg were doing the dirty greg when their parents walked in to the garage.
Mom it's not what it looks like.
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Created By Strong Bad, a "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes"-like character made from permanent marker and a polaroid of Strong Mad. Also known as "Ready for Primetime"
Strong Mad: Sweety cakes. SWEETY CAKES!
Strong Bad: Sweety Cakes? S-ohhhhhh, yeah I guess it DOES look like one of those "Sweet Cuppin Cakes" guys!
Eh Steve: "Eh! Greg"
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-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.
Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"
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1. We shall not betray Greg.
2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong
10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
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