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Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax October 16, 2008

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Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

by denzel124534 January 24, 2011

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Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper May 8, 2018

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dismal grips

To be in prison or caught by the police with no way out

Damn, son I aint seen you where you been? Boy I was in the dismal grips for slappin a bitch and couldn't make bail

by godchef May 27, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 6, 2004

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grip reaper

An extravagant snow bunny with a tight pink oinky snorky

His final wish to be visited by the grip reaper and turn that oinky snorky into tasty bacon.

by sxrgee January 19, 2023

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