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While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"
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when a man constantly gasses that he goes to the gym but hes built like a fuckin toothpick and still cant pull any shordies
jheez a man like kajan is a skinny gym rat, mans workout and is still a twig and the mandem cant pull bariah or lindsey
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1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.
2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.
3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.
4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.
5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.
6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"
2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."
Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
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Comes from the bristol area, then became popular in caldicot. (near newport bre)
A saying is used to describe someone who is phat and goes to the gym.
The saying can be changed..with instead of "PHAT GYM"
anything can be used.
such as if you were to spark up a fag.
"get your fag out"
or if someone were to walk in the room
"get your phat Poppy out."
Normally it was used with anything and the word "phat" was used, then it changed to without the use of the word PHAT.
POSSIBLY THE COOLEST SAYING EVER. as it can be used with anything.
"GET YOUR PHAT GYM OUT!"
"GET YOUR LAUGH OUT"
"GET YOUR PHAT KELLY-ANN OUT!"
"GET YOUR LOL OUT"
Poppy "Im just going to get my drink"
Kelly "Get your drink out!"
Stacey "look at my new hair!!"
Pops " get your phat hair out"
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You were not with me when i was by myself so dont try to come with now
Some girl: hey its nice to see you can you loan me $5
Troy: what?!! Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym
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A song recently gone viral on TikTok, for it's lyrics, especially the "take a look at my girlfriend" part. If your girlfriend or SO sends this to you, it means they want you to upload an Instagram story with them in it and this song playing underneath. It shows appreciation towards them.
A: Dude, Sophia just sent me a TikTok with the song Take A Look At My Girlfriend by Gym Class Heroes. Why tho?
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!
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