B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

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pull the wool over someones eyes

to deceive or mislead someone

They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)

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i'd take it if someone threw it at me

what you would say if there is something that is cool enough that you want...but not enough to go out and buy it

aleks: that cd looks good
me: yeah, i'd take it if someone threw it at me

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someone whos better than me

No one.

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

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call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

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someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around

Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit