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When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Where you can't do shit
I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"
FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.
1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."
Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.
Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.
Agreeing and emphasizing
"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"
Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.
Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."