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*drowns and only Jake can save me*
You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.
i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"
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The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.
Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
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An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.
Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!
Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people
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When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "
Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"
Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril
A comment often left on older youtube music videos. A way for kids to congratulate themselves for listening to a song that is usually older than they are. They believe that this fact makes them better than everyone else, and smarter than anyone who listens to today's pop music.
Kid: OMG I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song. I was born in the wrong generation!!!