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The game that will make you say;
Life? What life?!?!
Person 1: Dude, I just hit level 90 on my Troll.
Person 2: You need to go outside man.
Person 1: But, I am outside....in the world of warcraft.
A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
I used to play World of Warcraft, but I quit...
A place where if you don't have over 5.5 gearscore you don't get to go into any raids, and if you aren't a tank, you don't get into any random dungeons. And a place where people QQ.
LF1M range dps, Icc25, Shaman needed(BL), 5.5gs + pst with achieve.
Trade Chat: WTS Random H's 50g per person.
Only World of Warcraft players would get this.
to chug a handle of alcohol (or consume illicit substances) before a flight
oh fuck we gotta Juice World the Malibu before we get to security
World Wide Will-aka www. A person by whom all search engines steadfastly rely upon for all of their facts and figures. He always has an answer for any and all questions and points of debate. There is zero doubt as to the authenticity of his interpretations. Google could not continue to survive without all of his vast amounts of knowledge to continuously update their data base.
Spanx: How do you find the hypotenuse of a triangle? Ryan: Hell I don't know. Just ask World Wide Will he'll have your solution to your problem pronto!
The World Editor is a brown leathered handbook, with the power to manipulate reality itself. It is said to be an ancient and primordial relic. The books current holder is a celestial being known as Prism, who possesses the knowledge and wisdom to wield its power wisely.
The World Editor works in a unique way. Whenever someone experiences a situation where things didnt go their way, they can simply say "add to world editor," and their experience or (scenario) will be inscribed in golden letters within the book. The user can then revisit that moment in time and change the outcome to their liking, using the power of the World Editor to alter reality and reshape their destiny.
Aside from that, the power of the World Editor extends far beyond the simple ability to change the outcome of past events. In fact, it can manipulate reality in real time, breaking the various complex laws of physics. With the World Editor at their disposal, a skilled celestial could alter the fabric of space and time, warp the laws of nature, create entirely new universes or travel the multiverse. In the beginning however it was mainly used for multiversal research but now it is used as a weapon. Its worth noting that only those who have ascended to become celestials, or those who are already celestial beings themselves, have the ability to wield the power of the World Editor. It is said that the book was created by Prism and its likely that it will remain in Prisms possession for the foreseeable future.
I (Prism) will use the World Editor to be a fake human and slyly manipulate natural law to baffle the minds of the public.
An entire new world dedicated to the Lord Green Bucket, where we go to pray and listen to halo music. (AKA the storage closet in the band room.)
OOOHHHHHH!!!!! It's time to go to Bucket World!!!!!