Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

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garden city

a mid-upper town. Where everyone hides their insecurities with money. The girls are sluts, most with really bad fake tans and will be quick to suck a dick like its the newest fashion trend. The guys there think their hot even when people beg to differ. Some are really conceited dicks and take longer to get ready in the morning than most girls. At GCHS the teams there are either good or they suck ass. The hardest thing to do there is find a genuine nice person. Its a great place for kids if you wanna get caught up in drugs alcohol and sex.

"Jock": Do you remember that party last night in garden city, where you passed out on the floor, before this girl gave you head! hahaha you should go get tested who knows where that mouth been.

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gnar gardening

Verb. The act of building rather extreme mountain bike trails with stunts, jumps, ladders, bridges, etc. Promotes a feeling of peace similarly found in Zen garderning.

I spent all day gnar gardening on Jim's Trail that I totally forgot the time. Wanna shred it later?

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kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

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titty garden

Two or more breasts in one place.

Girl #1: Let's have a sleepover!
Girl #2: Is it just us girls?
Girl #1: Yes, why?
Girl #2: OMG, it's going to be such a titty garden!

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crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

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Olive Garden

Olive Garden is a food restaurant loved by many...it’s amazing cuisine consists of mouth watering foods such as pasta and breadsticks

“We HAVE to go to OG...it’s my favorite restaurant, im craving me some breadsticks the best food restaurant around” Olive Garden is a great restaurant with delicious foods

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