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when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.
Goddess Lana, a girl online, has me slurp my sissy puddles for her all the time.
Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.
"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"
the typical shape of an incestuous family tree
The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"
Larry: "What does that mean?"
Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"
Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
Making a woman squirt with the wiggle of the tongue.
You aint a Rockstar if you arent producing puddles between the legs of every woman you meet..
a dance move consisting of bending your knees while moving your arms in a circular train-like motion
"she was outside doing the puddle"
The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood
I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch