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A town in northern Indiana known for trailer manufacturing. This town took an extra large hit during the economy downturn but it's rebounded and there's jobs everywhere. It is not uncommon to see a horse and buggy on the street as Amish country is in a neighboring county. This town is in need of urban renewal badly in some parts. Nearby Goshen is gaining popularity. I see good things for the future of Elkhart.
Elkhart, Indiana is a town in Northern Indiana bordering southern Michigan.
A crazy old lady who splashes water in your face who shouts "Get off my lawn!!" and then drives you to church.
Damn that Indiana Tsunami....Old Lady Jenkins just gave me an Indiana Tsunami.
When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.
The missus doesn’t think my dick is that big, so I gave her the Indiana Jones
When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier
I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut
One summer in the 80s myself and Charlie Sheen went to Lake Wawasee to water ski but on rainy days we go buy out the of all their Redi Whip and enjoy some Indiana Whip Cream.
The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
Exactly what you think of when you think of a dystopian wasteland Southbend is better
Almost as much as saying St. Louis doesn't exist (which it doesn't it's a conspiracy theory)
Gary Indiana is a poverty town and shit hole that's been said too many times. Oh yeah they're building a casino which is so on par with them