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(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
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A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love
Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
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A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.
Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.
To depart:
Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.
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A small island located in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay. This small island can be located on a 45 min boat ride out of Crisfied, MD.
The people there are very friendly, no cops or cars and its a paradise you have to see for yourself.
Smith island makes up 3 other island, Ewell, Rhodes Point and Tylerton- Ewell being the largest and Rhodes Point being the smallest.
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A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
"That bean burrito made me take the early boat to Mike Island"
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A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
What shite are you watching??? Oh this? Love island babes.
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tiny country in the pacific made up of hundreds of islands. a british sailor named marshall founded the place for westerners, but the germans gained the islands in the 1800s. japan basically used it as 1 giant military base during wwii, and it became a us mandate after the war. it gained independence only 25 years ago, after the us grew tired of using it as 1 big nuke testing ground.
they grow coconuts on the marshall islands
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