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This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.
Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.
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A phrase used when you still have something planned for a certain situation.
My company thinks this project isn't going to go anywhere, but there's still an ace in the deck that they aren't seeing.
I just couldn't make it work with that girl, but I still got an ace in the deck that I haven't shown her...
When someone is on call with friends and all of a sudden stops talking and leaves 30 minutes later
Wow ace really just had a ace moment
Used when something generally bad happens, and it is like life is having it's revenge on you.
Ken urban: man last night I spent $2000 on a prostitute.
Justin khoury: ah aces revenge
Bruh I just finished my math test! That shit was free as fuck, I turbo aced that shit!
Engaging in money laundering. Also known as "AC Mashing" and "AC money".
The process of this illegal money making scheme is simple:
-you a.k.a the "holder" hand over your"square"/"deets"/bank account information to another party a.k.a "uncle"
- "uncle" then deposits some illicit money, that he made by selling heroin to toddlers and pretending to be the security team at pensioners' banks, into your bank account
-your bank account transfers that money to another account, or sometimes it is withdrawn in cash; eventually uncle will receive money that is essentially clean i.e. hard to prove that was generated through crime; or it ends up financing a Semtex order for ISIS
Your account is simply another layer in a money laundering operation.
The objective of this layering of your and other money mules' accounts, is to make it harder for the police's money crime team to detect money laundering operations.
Negative outcomes from banging AC include: jail time for money laundering; seizure of assets (i.e. money gained from banging AC) through the Proceeds of Crime Act; closure/freezing of the bank account used for banging AC; a negative effect to the AC banger's credit score, which is sometimes so bad that it can prevent the AC banger opening a new mobile phone contract.
As a final kick to the balls, CIFAS can add the AC banger's identity to their list of fraudsters for up to 6 years; being on this list can prevent you from opening a new bank account with any other bank.
"Aye two twos mans got this new creps from ac banging, its light work still"
"McD's ain't pay enough so breddas on this ac mashing quick ting"
"I don't even have a criminal record but I still can't get a job that needs to pay my salary into a bank account, all because I got caught banging AC about 6 years ago"
"no officer, I wasn't laundering money, I was mashing AC, there's a difference"
The cutest guy in the world according to murdocniccalslover on Instagram
Hey do you like ace copular??
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