Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus
"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."
A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart
“Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”
The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer
Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now
Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.
I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.
1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.
Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!