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Alessandro Cortini... Enough said. He is the epitome of an Italian Stallion, and also the keyboardist of Nine Inch Nails... Front man of Modwheelmood. Sexy beast.
The fact that 99.9% of the human population misspell his name just adds to the simple truth that Alessandro is an Italian Stallion.
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P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.
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When you have sex on top of a pizza.
"dude i did a italian supreme last night."
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While having sex in the snow an Italian guy (accidentally or intentionally) pulls out his penis and rolls it around in the snow to resemble Italian ice, immediately following this he re-inserts his penis.
I was having sex with that bitch Sarah out on the slopes yesterday and my cock slipped out so I gave her an Italian ice.
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An Italian man is one who is at the epidemic of sex. He has a tanned hairy body, and sexy facial features. He gets your trust and then takes you home; he licks your pussy a bit and then massages your breasts, at which point he strips his clothing, revealing his hairy body and 6 pack. He talks to you in Italian and unzips his pants. He is a real man because he doesn’t care about your pain, only pleasure. He rams into you with so much force. With his 8 inch cock the Italian man rips you in pieces as he fucks your cunt up the wall. He shakes your pussy so hard that you drip your nectar on his thick shaft and hairy manly balls. He holds you up with his muscles and fucks you hard in the ass. He pulls out and fucks your tits. Finally he takes his huge Italian sausage in his hand and violently jacks it all over your face and hair, then rubs and hits it on your face and makes you lick him clean. He showers up first, gets dressed, eats some food, then has about 30 more thrusts at your vagina before leaving you on the kitchen floor without a goodbye.
Paul: yo fred I fucked tina last night!
Fred: was she a good pussy?
Paul: doesn’t matter when my cock got through with her she was nearly unconscious, fuckin bitch…
Fred: wanan gang bang Gloria today?
Paul: naw, im feeling like some fresh meat today, lets go downtown and convince a girl we care and then fuck her brains out.
Fred: you are a trus Italian man, with your Italian cock, you ride bitches like buses.
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Very proud people born in America, who's ancestry traces back to Italy. We have pride in our heritage and culture that has been passed on and celebrated today. Possibly one of the two most largest communities in America (that and the Irish).
The guys inherit the dark hairiness as well as the thick "Italian sausage" we are blessed with and put to good use. Italian men and there descedants are known to be very sexually active and passionate lovers.
Mark Ruffalo is a Italian-American actor.
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Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.
The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1
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