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A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small
There’s Jake with a small penis
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The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.
Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.
Animal party animal drunk douchebag
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A huge douche bag who has an even bigger ego.... The worst boyfriend a girl could ever ask for hands down, never associate with a Jake
Man fuck Jake he's the most stuck up person ever
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one of the most common guys names ever and a very xonnon dog name it has nothing special about it and will never stand out in a crowd
Friday night(girl): So whats your name?
Friday night (guy): Jake
Saturday morning (girl):what was the guys name last night??
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1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.
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