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Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.
The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
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One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.
It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately
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that one video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it breaks
have you seen the one guy one jar video
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A act so vile and inhumane that the very mention of it alone will have you shunned from society.
Why don't you talk to john anymore
Oh, he did a rainbow dash cum jar
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The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.
"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"
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Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)
She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.
To literally have your hand all the way in a pickle jar
last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar