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Jersey smooch: When a man puts peanut butter on his dick and a woman puts peanut butter on her vagina and they perform oral sex
Ben gave Dorita a wild jersey smooch last night!
The process of during a gay orgy, all individuals climax at the same time, and upon this the moans performed post coitus creates a musical chord- to truly resemble the bond that compares to the Jersey Boys
Dude 1: "yo, did you hear of that Jersey Boyz up at Philip's last night?"
Dude 2: "oh shit yeah that was a pretty good D minor"
Being "jersey-hearted" means that we approach life from a place of inner strength, resiliency, courage, integrity, authenticity and truth. People that are jersey-hearted possess a rare heart, a heart making them capable of doing the miraculous. ( Only the people who possess the heart are the talented and gifted. ) Therefore, standing out because of they’re power, will, uniqueness, and creativeness.
Superman lived such a jersey-hearted life.
Only someone jersey-hearted can be a survivor.
A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.
I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.
Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person
The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.
v./n. To pleasure a girl with a frozen bait, while in the mean time she is pleasuring your penis with her mouth.
Yo man, me and my girl did the Jersey Tackle yesterday on the boat cause we weren't catching dick.